*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
Sometimes france do bad tv show, sometimes belgium do bad tv show.
but sometimes, those two nations decide to a colaborate to make tv shows.
We can’t name them.
Just watch them and die.
how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.
this is a solid question
i wish i was as pretty as my icon
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST